QLOCKTWO is a typographic wall clock from Biegert & Funk that tells time in words. It is available in a variety of colors and languages.
It has a quadratic matrix of letters, where some of the letters are illuminated. The time is displayed as text in five minute intervals. If you need to have a more exact time, look in the corner at the illuminated dots. QLOCKTWO has a brightness sensor; with its help the illuminating power of the letters is automatically adjusted.
They sell an iPhone app of this as well. Useless, but beautiful.
Go art!